Kail was signed to Big Dada last December and they’ve wasted no time in getting this phreak of aconcept piss-take of Celebrity Squares out. Kail has an imaginary world of relaistic grime of LA for a porno Hello magazine. Kail’s crew create a collection of their own super hero all-action stars, John Booboo, Peter Pennyworth and the much underrated Sweet Dick Willy. Sweet Dick Willy (not for radio play) gets the theme from the classic Bullitt (Music from the Motion Picture by Lalo Schifrin). It’s brilliant I’m telling you and John ‘MF’ Booboo is right behind James Pants and Daedelus for the dope MF Sh1t.

This is the underground Tim Westwood has trouble with. A dirty hip hop to the left of Baltimore. Bid Dada’s got the mighty Cadence Weapon on the one side and now they’ve got the brightest MC outta South Central. It’s as mad as a rappin’ Zappa in a Flo & Eddie Just Another Band From L.A. or Tinseltown Rebellion period. Check the ‘Cola (The Rhapsody’) with the Valley Girls; “Is it hair or weave’ sounds Shooting Stars’ Vic ‘n’ Bob at a Parliament gig.

Rumours of this generations’ Ice Cube may be optimistic (or irrelevant or unnecessary) but this guy is clearly his own man and sexier than Beverley P. Hilton-Hills.

True Hollywood Squares is not just a hip hop album for rap, STD and media studies students. Get your alpha pup tendencies in tune with True Hollywood Squares — what a shit show (in a good way).

Reviewed: Kail — True Hollywood Squares (Big Dada) Cat. No. BDCD117 Release date: 22nd April 2008
Tracklisting :
01. Welcome To True Hollywood Squares (1:53)
02. The Realest Motherfuckin’ Tour Guide Ever (3:36)
03. John Booboo (4:42)
04. Hawaiian Silky (4:47)
05. Peter Pennyworth (4:51)
06. Wendy (4:07)
07. Commercial Break (1:29)
08. Sweet Dicky Willy (4:56)
09. Motorola Twins (5:29)
10. Cola (The Rhapsody) (3:30)
11. The Glitterati (Hood Rat Remix) (4:22)
12. Three In The Morning (6:49)

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